What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man was shot. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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