- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

women's rights

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??