- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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