- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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