roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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