why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Anti Joke

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