- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here