- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Caramel Boing.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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