How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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The holocaust

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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flavin's head

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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