- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Bark I'm a tree

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint