A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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