What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why? Why not?

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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