How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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I love you

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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