- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Good job, son.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Stop procrastinating.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats brown and booky a book.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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