What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Pickles are powerful

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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