- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

binladin walks into the american seals

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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