- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

okay so theres this guy.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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