- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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