What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

wanna hear a joke? yes

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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