- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Everybody will die

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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