Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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