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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

your mom gave me head.....phones

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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