Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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You were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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