- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Refridgerator.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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