Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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