What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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