- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

I'm HIV positive.

Sixty... eight

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

I'm homeless.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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