Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Lololol

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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