- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

The truth is he loves her!!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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