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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Tall asians

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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