- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I enjoy Popcorn

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whats chinese noodles

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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