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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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