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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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