Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

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