A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

ejaculation JLR

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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