Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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