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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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