- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats white jizz

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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