Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Anti Joke

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