- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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