whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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