- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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