What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

I C U P White stuff

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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