too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

KILL WHITEY

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How about that airline food?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Jersey Shore.

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