- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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