A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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your face

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Anti Joke

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