Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Once upon a time a was born

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Cancer.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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