What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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