knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

silver bullet?

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