Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

George W. Bush

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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