What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Soccer...

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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