mexicans fishing

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your blood type? Red.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Black people in Camden NJ.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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