What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tilt your screen back .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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