- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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