- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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