- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than this That :(

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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