- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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