A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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