- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Sloths

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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