- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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123 f*ck off

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Albino African Americans

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

poop.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

SHUT UP JP

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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