- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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