- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why? Why not?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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