there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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