The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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