what goes boo a sock

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Trump will make America great again.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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