I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Your girlfriend.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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