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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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