Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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You're a frog

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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