And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Chicken

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Women's rights.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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