What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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