- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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