- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Your sex life.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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