- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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