Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

tim has no humor

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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