Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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