- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Your mother just died.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

cory

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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