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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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