Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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