- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Im cute hehehee

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Neither have I

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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