- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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