- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Dwight Howard

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

nolan is gay

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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