- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A boy with red hair is happy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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