- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

once upon a time, it snowed

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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