Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's one plus one? two.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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