Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Democracy.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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