Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's your guys names?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Justin beiber..

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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