- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

I used to know what alzheimers was

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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