Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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