What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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