Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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anti jokes are really funny

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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