There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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