Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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