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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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