Donald Trump

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Daniel is a fag

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Sex

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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