- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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