compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do u call a cripple Biv

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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