- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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