- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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