Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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