whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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