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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Kyle grund parker coffey

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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