an emo girl walked into a white room

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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