- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Racial Equality

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Life

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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