A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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