How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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