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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

It got hit by a rocket.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Poker face

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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