- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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