- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Bob Saget

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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