- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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