- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's blue? The sky.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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