So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Penis chickens

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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