the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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hey guys im gay

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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