- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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