Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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PENIS that is all

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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