- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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