whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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eoin burgin is fat

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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