One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I walk into a bar...

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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