What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

arena football

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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