why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

your mom

Women's Rights.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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