- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Democracy.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What if I told you.....potatoe

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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