I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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silver bullet?

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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roak

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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one of the idiot

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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lewis=cardiac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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