What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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