- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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