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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems