Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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