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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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