Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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womens rights

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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