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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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