- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Chuck Norris.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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