HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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