What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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learn. advance!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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