What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A black person dies.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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