- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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