What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Democracy.

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black people swimming

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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