A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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pull my finger (farts)

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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