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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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