Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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