- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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