why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

2 black kids walk into school

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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