Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Heskey time.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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