What's brown and sticky A stick

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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hear hear

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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