There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Christ is a conspiracy

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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I literally died laughing

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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