- Anti Joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I'm HIV positive.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin