Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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TELL

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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