- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

haha black people :D

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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