What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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the midget went to the midget store

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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