Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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