- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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