sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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