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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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