why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's your guys names?

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Where's my baby??

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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