Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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I am quite mature.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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