your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

I love alchohol!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

whats 7+4? 74

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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