- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A man penetrates another man.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Vaginal secretions

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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